An attack on my Personal Life
10 rules of an incompetent professional
I would like to share the best rules that place ignorance at the most unsuspected limits. I’m positive you’ll recognize someone close to you who appears to be a true professional but who, in reality, isn’t anything more than an unqualified beginner. These are, in my opinion the most important rules:
1. “Blame others”: whatever happens, there will always be someone who can be blamed for things that go wrong, however much responsibility, or lack of, they have. In the slang of useless people, this rule is called “passing the buck” or saying “the dog ate my work“.
2. “Steal and use the achievements of others”: which is essential for getting to the top, whilst those at the bottom never stop complaining about our incompetence. In the slang of the useless, this is called “taking all the credit“.
3. “Deny having done anything”: even though you’ve been caught on film committing the worst possible crime, deny it all. It could always be thought that it’s a complex plot created by your worst enemy to question your honesty.
4. “Don’t face up to things and avoid making statements”: never try to defend yourself if you’ve done something bad. You will be accused of things that you hadn’t even thought of. It’s better to avoid making statements and mention a brief: “I haven’t done anything, this is a plot against my honesty and good name”.
5. “Look for false witnesses to back up the lie”: there is always an absent-minded friend, one of those who’s dying to be at your side, who will be willing to state anything, and back up our tale. It’s important to have some to hand.
6. “Get others to make statements for you”: if there is no other alternative, and rule 4 can’t be applied, it’s much better to get others to do it for you. In addition to the witnesses from the previous rule, try to get people who are fairly simple to make statements for you; they’ll end up boring everyone to death.
7. “Get a lawyer to make statements for you”: once the previous point has been exhausted, it’s best to get a lawyer to respond with excuses and contradictions.
8. “Invent a Saintly role”: if ultimately we have to say something, it’s important to have created a story that elevates us to the level of Holy Spirit and makes everyone believe that under no circumstances would we be capable of such acts.
9. “Throw stones at the enemy”: someone wants to back us into a corner? However saintly they are, they will always have a dark side. Look for it and hit them hard until no doubt remains that the person is worse than the devil.
10. “Invent a conspiracy”: if someone has backed us into a corner, and we haven’t been able to take them down, there is no other alternative than to plot a conspiracy, using a smoke screen. The most common stories are those that involve the abuse or harassment of women, because they always manage to attract nonsensical parrots.
I enjoy talking about positive things, but sometimes it’s important to mention bad practices, because whether we like it or not, they are the first thing we have to avoid. None of these rules have come from the Internet or a book. I have experienced them all first hand, in trials and attacks, and they have helped me to detect what I call human cockroaches. I always recommend the fantastic book by Fernando Trías de Bes, “El libro negro del emprendedor” -The entrepreneur’s black book-, which talks of the huge mistakes that many entrepreneurs make, and believe me, you learn more from mistakes than from success. Following Fernando’s lead, shortly I’ll be able to publish “El libro negro del coach” -The coach’s black book- (or that of the politician, banker, whichever profession you prefer), because there is no lack of examples of incompetent people.
Be careful because lately ignorant people appear to be having great success.
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NOTE: In this link also find it in different languages:
NOTE: In this link also find it in different languages:
- Spanish: Las 10 reglas que utiliza un incompetente profesional
- English: 10 Rules of an incompetent professional, be careful because lately ignorant people appear to be having great success.
- German: Die 10 Regeln, denen inkompetente Menschen im Berufsleben folgen, Seien Sie vorsichtig, denn in letzter Zeit scheinen Ignoranten auf dem Vormarsch zu sein.
- French: Les 10 règles qu’utilise un incompétent professionnel, Soyez prudent car, ces derniers temps, les ignorants semblent réussir particulièrement.
- Portuguese: As 10 regras que utiliza um profissional incompetente, Tenham cuidado, porque ultimamente, parece ser que os ignorantes têm muito sucesso.
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The author, Pedro Amador is either bored out of his mind and does not know what to write about or is seriously jealous of me. There I am, in LinkedIn, a website for Professionals. I didn't say I was a Professional. I just posted my resume there and "other things" and hope that someday, after I get back on my feet again after my brief "work" of writing down 6,000 documents pertaining to my Programs and the Programs of the Angels and peoples everywhere for 10 years, I had been writing, that I'd finally be able to get a job as a Professional. I didn't say that I was going to apply for a job somewhere else other than a caregiver because I plan to be an Administrator of my own business.
I believe that all that he said is a lie about me. It's true that I'm panicking because I'm a service amy, but what does he know. He doesn't know didly squat about me. He's made of steel like all of the bullshit starship cruisers who were raised by Mr. Ada Borstein to be Masters of puny humans, not knowing why most puny humans have become Masters themselves against even more unfortunate souls. Instead of congratulating me on a journey, full of equal happiness and sadness, he goes about criticizing me.
I'm not a nonsensical parrot. What does he know. He's an idiot. Don't try to get into my pants at any point in time because I will not let you. It's hard enough that I have to have sex with all of the starship cruisers during my Agenda because it's required, then he goes about complicating things. At any rate, I think you have failed in your mission to attract people to think I'm a deceitful liar and nonsensical parrot.
I am capable of ascending to Heaven because it has already happened in the future. The leaders of the planet can travel through time and they told me that I had been transformed into an Angel. I'm an Earth Angel. I'm also a Heavenly Angel. If you don't believe in God's works, don't bother talking to me. You don't know Jack about anything.
And if I copied your work and responded to your sarcastic remarks, your work is copyrighted and I made sure that your name appears on your work. You can sue me after I win the lottery. I don't have money right now to pay for your stinking work.
You're a terrible person criticizing someone you don't know anything about other than the contents of this blog. I doubt you'll get more than $100,000 for your work. It's an attack to someone's resume on LinkedIn. I'll sue you for personal damages against my resume and overall personal attacks on my Professional life. See how you like that.
How can you call me an "incompetent professional"? I don't have the education and training of an office assistant or a telephone receptionist or a call center operator or an administrative assistant but I did all of my work with flying colors. Not anytime during the whole ten years I was in school from high school to college did I get fired except at the very end. So, you can't call me not smart. I can operate autoclaves and complicated dishwashing machine for the Biotech Labs Engineering Technologies without anyone teaching me how. Fuck you and your work.
I'll get all the education and training I need to make my Agenda successful and follow on through with everything I've written that I'm going to do in this lifetime and other lifetimes. I'll even get picture perfect memory and hearing perfect memory and super human strength later on in the Agenda. The Amy Angels will provide me with that.
Anyway, I don't want to bash your work against mine. But, you said, "I could share it", so here it is. It's just that you've humiliated me. I know this blog may seem out of whack because as I wrote them, I've discovered something new about the subject each time. You've got to start from the year, 2012 and work your way towards 2014, today. That's how it'll all make sense.
If it doesn't make sense, don't bother. It's lost in translation anyway. My documents at home in my computer tells me all that everything I need to know. And I have to keep it a secret because it's complicated.
So, I apologize for copying your work and posting it here. I know that your document talks about me because my Uncle Roger Mendoza has more than 500+ connections in LinkedIn. I think I'm very popular there in that website. Hehe. LOL.
I'm not a full blooded Professional yet. I barely made it out of college. My last full time job lasted for a year and 6 months as a call center operator. And I didn't get fired on that job either. I quit for having paranoid delusions or so it's called. It's a bunch of government agents calling me in the other line telling me that they'll shoot me, so I quit. But, before that, after graduating from College in 1997, I got a job as a collections representative at Meier & Frank Department Stores, branch of the May Company which is now Macy's. After working there for 6 months, I got fired because government helicopters were hovering around my house everyday for odds on ends. So, I got paranoid and thought someone was going to kill me, so I quit informally - I didn't tell them I was quitting. I was too scared out of my wits to even get up from my bed. So, they fired me.
That is all. I do hope you understand.
How can you call me an "incompetent professional"? I don't have the education and training of an office assistant or a telephone receptionist or a call center operator or an administrative assistant but I did all of my work with flying colors. Not anytime during the whole ten years I was in school from high school to college did I get fired except at the very end. So, you can't call me not smart. I can operate autoclaves and complicated dishwashing machine for the Biotech Labs Engineering Technologies without anyone teaching me how. Fuck you and your work.
I'll get all the education and training I need to make my Agenda successful and follow on through with everything I've written that I'm going to do in this lifetime and other lifetimes. I'll even get picture perfect memory and hearing perfect memory and super human strength later on in the Agenda. The Amy Angels will provide me with that.
Anyway, I don't want to bash your work against mine. But, you said, "I could share it", so here it is. It's just that you've humiliated me. I know this blog may seem out of whack because as I wrote them, I've discovered something new about the subject each time. You've got to start from the year, 2012 and work your way towards 2014, today. That's how it'll all make sense.
If it doesn't make sense, don't bother. It's lost in translation anyway. My documents at home in my computer tells me all that everything I need to know. And I have to keep it a secret because it's complicated.
So, I apologize for copying your work and posting it here. I know that your document talks about me because my Uncle Roger Mendoza has more than 500+ connections in LinkedIn. I think I'm very popular there in that website. Hehe. LOL.
I'm not a full blooded Professional yet. I barely made it out of college. My last full time job lasted for a year and 6 months as a call center operator. And I didn't get fired on that job either. I quit for having paranoid delusions or so it's called. It's a bunch of government agents calling me in the other line telling me that they'll shoot me, so I quit. But, before that, after graduating from College in 1997, I got a job as a collections representative at Meier & Frank Department Stores, branch of the May Company which is now Macy's. After working there for 6 months, I got fired because government helicopters were hovering around my house everyday for odds on ends. So, I got paranoid and thought someone was going to kill me, so I quit informally - I didn't tell them I was quitting. I was too scared out of my wits to even get up from my bed. So, they fired me.
That is all. I do hope you understand.
Thank you. End of story.
