A Letter to a Friend

December 25, 2013

Dear Diana McAllister,

Don’t be so high and mighty.  Your Jimmy Dean is not my father.  Well, he was, his younger self from the Royal Palm Hotel Building when I first saw him as a homeless person.  He is not the Jimmy Dean of the little Amys because the Jimmy Deans of the little Amys, the other Program Amys are his younger selves from the Royal Palms Hotel Building.  He is my Jimmy Dean and yours.  You and I are one and the same.  

Anyway, don’t be looking at me like I’m some kind of idiot.  I don’t look at you like that so why would you look at me like that.  I may have called you an idiot, that’s because you are.  You don’t know anything.  Most people from the white civilization are idiots.  The black people from the black civilization are even more idiotic - most of them.  I’m not saying all, but most.  Because Soo Hyun Le is not an idiot.

I know you’re capable of extreme intelligence, just like when you were as a program Amy.  The new little Amy Angels and the Program Amys are capable of extreme intelligence when their bodies are given heat inside and they have non-stop sex when doing it.  Remember what God said before to Mr. Ada Borstein in Tagalog, “O, ikaw na ang bahala”.  You have to lay as in having sex to get the intelligence of Godly proportion.  That is what is meant by “Bahala”.  OK?

Maybe someday, you’ll be an Amy again and the new little Amy Angels and the other Amy Angels except Miss Amy Angel III and all herselves.  She’s been demoted.

But, I’m pretty sure that I’m the next Ada Borstein, unless Mr. Ada Borstein is an idiot like I was in the previous timeline.  I didn’t even write all of the stuff I wrote at Instar Place Cascadia and at Hood View in the previous timeline.  I was at the Royal Palm Hotel Building and started my program then, I think.  They also call her Betty White Wilson, like me, Betty White Wilson II or Amalia Mendoza Manaois, both.  

If you just go to school and apply yourself and learn all the things even slowly like me, you’ll be somebody.  Nowadays, I learn slow so that I don’t forget.  And besides, that Khan Academy has tricks tests like some tests at school to see if you’ve really learned the lessons for the day.  But, yeah, I learn slow, but look at me now, I’m a perfect speller, great english grammatical person, and a graduate of Biology at Portland State University.  Even as I got a grade point average of C for the whole 5 years there, I did learn a lot and can read medical magazines and newsletters without much needed help to understand what’s being said.  

I hope to become a Civil Engineer someday.  I know I can do it even most people find it impossible because I like Math and problem solving as long as the teacher doesn’t cheat me on my tests and quizzes to fail me which they have been doing in the past.  Some lunatic hit me with a metal thing when I was in Kindergarten.  It knocked me unconscious.  Next thing you know, my memory has gone awol or berzerk or unpredictable or nearly for me to be forgetful like Nancy.  But, over the years, I’ve regained my normal brain function and I can remember most of the things I do since grade school - not the daily things, just random facts.  

Pretty soon, I hope to be an Administrator of my own Assisted Living Facility Business.  I will have to get a Bachelors of Arts in Business and my Master’s Degree too, in Business.  Wish me luck.  

Anyway, I don’t mean you no harm.  I’m still going to give you the Breyman Street House that costs $3 Million dollars.  It’s a huge house.  One of yourselves when she gets back here in this planet will be like my Tito Rey, having her own foster home Business.  But, I also will give Diana Laygo a new Million dollar house because she’s related to my 2nd cousins.  She’s my 3rd cousin.  The Million dollar house is nice and well insulated with central air-conditiong and open floor plan with vaulted ceilings.  It’s a very nice house.  Maybe, you’ll become a Queen in China someday in a Star Wars Era Planet - one of yourselves or be a Queen or Royalty in ancient China during the timelines because you probably will also be a Chief Cook in ancient Egypt - one of yourselves.  Each lifetime in ancient Egypt, the time travelers get one of yourselves and kills by soft killings just like my Uncle Rey and the Sugar Amys.  I would wish for my Uncle Rey to be an emperor of ancient China during the timelines in each planet of Mr. Ada Borstein’s because he really deserves it.

OK?  Not too bad.  In fact, I just wanted to give you that house, the Breyman street house but knowing I did not name that street myself but the Borstein boys did.  They wanted to punish you because you’re an idiot.  You need to come up with ways that will make your smarter.  Study well in school and if they ask you to invent something, write some poems, draw and or paint some art, calligraphy, or draw digital art, anything that will make you look like you’re smart because Nancy drew a lot of good art and she painted them and she even wrote poems.  Nancy Hogan became a normal person because the extreme heat has healed her.

Don’t worry, you have a very good self named Dianne of LifeWorks, NW.  She’s an administrative assistant there.  It’s hard to be an administrative assistant if you don’t know what to do.  Anyway, there’s also Diane Sawyer, a more famous self of yours, but she’s “sick”.  She says the words, but Mr. Justin Eakins says it for her inside her body.  I think there are other Dianes that are nurses which is a greater self of yours.  It’s hard to be a nurse, but with practice, you can be one.  

Anyways, I hope you’re not too mad at me.  You’re being especially stupid when gaining against me.  You’ll lose because your DNA has changed and it has affected you for the worse, unless you can bring it back up to normal.  I think what happened to you is that when Jimmy hit you in the head, it affected your magical being so now, you’re an idiot.  That’s why I had Jimmy decapitated when he attacked me at the elevator at the Royal Palms Hotel Building and bashed my head against the inside wall of the elevator.  He’s not going to get away with what he did, that faggot.  Anyway, you need to be a little more careful with him.  He’s bad ass motherfucker and a proud one too for the wrong reasons.  That is why Mr. Ada Borstein is attacking Travis Henry because everybody else is against me and the new little Amy Angels.  Shhh…. the true decapitation is a wish to be done.  It’s yet to be done.  The leaders of the planet does it for me.  

Did you know what Albert Paulin said about me?  He said, I’m Nancy, an idiot and I will never be a leader of the planet again.  That’s why I had him killed by true decapitation because he’s a bad motherfucker.  Now, his first self is toast, while all his other selves are not.  Hehe.  LOL.  He’s never going to live again.

Well, I gotta go.  My brother wants to use the computer.  I’m spending the night here at their house for Christmas.  Tomorrow, I will be back at the house.  Bye.

Sincerely,

Amy