Roscoe, the really smart dog

Roscoe is one of those dogs that are really, really smart. Heck, he's even smarter than his owner, my brother's girlfriend. Hehe. Anyway, I go to my brother's house once a week to play with Roscoe as much as I can. Sometimes, I'm not able to if Stella, Roscoe's owner (my brother, Allan's girlfriend) is on a bad mood. But, when I am able to, I play with him with the utmost care.

What I do is as soon as I step inside the house, the dog barks. And then, I give a yell, "HI, Roscoe". And immediately, he knows it's me, one of his best buddies. Everybody in the house is Roscoe's best buddy. He lives in an adult foster home, a business that my brother does. There's another dog in the house named Jazmine. And Jazmine's owner is Howard, a patient in the house. Both dogs get along just fine.

Pictured here with Roscoe is Daniel. Daniel is also a patient in the house. Daniel takes Roscoe for walks so Roscoe can relieve himself from urine and feces. Anyway, as soon as Roscoe and I get together, I take him up in my arms and lead him to the kitchen. There, I open a can of Vienna Sausage, Roscoe's favorite human food. Now, I know you're not supposed to feed them human food, but other dog food are like human food anyways, with chunks of meat and soup like a stew. Roscoe loves to eat Vienna Sausage. He devours them like no other food known. Fortunately, Allan, my brother likes Vienna Sausage too. It's his favorite food. So, he buys them in bulk.

After eating, I'd take him up in my arms again and lead him to the living room, on the caregivers' side of the house. There are two living rooms in the house. One for patients and one for caregivers. Anyway, we'd sit down on the couch and I'd pet Roscoe. He'd give me a lick on my face and I know that he is happy. He'd wag his tail and sometimes we'd play hide and seek. Roscoe is the quickest puppy I've ever seen. I couldn't catch him. He's that quick. Little quick puppy, I call him.

Sometimes, he doesn't come out of Daniel's room until the coast is clear. That is when Stella leaves the house. She doesn't like me playing with her puppy. I said, "damn witch". Hehe. It is actually her puppy, but my brother bought it for her. So, as the saying goes, train your pet to like you by petting him or her, giving him the attention that he or she needs, and feed them like they should be fed with treats.

I'd like to own a dog someday, maybe in a couple of years, after I move into my own apartment. I'm currently living in a residential treatment facility for mental health. We can't have pets. I'd like to own a kitty cat someday too.

By the way, Roscoe is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix dog. He has medium size hair that is tan and brown with a cute black nose and clean breath and teeth. He always drink water - a must for a healthy dog so that their breath won't stink and their teeth will not rot. He goes to the vet once in a while. Stella takes him there. Stella also buys him clothes and a jacket for winter. He is that spoiled of a dog.

I feel like I'm part owner of this dog, even though I'm not. He is just absolutely a fantastic dog. And an adorable at that.

Oxen Gods

Anubis, the God of the Dead

As I see Roscoe follow me everywhere inside the house when Stella isn't around, I feel that I am really close to my friend, Travis Henry. You see, Roscoe is Travis Henry. Travis Henry is an Oxen God with magical powers. Travis Henry is a real human being today. One of Travis Henry's self got transformed into a dog and that is Roscoe, from the future. The leaders of the planet here which is Mr. Ada Borstein can transform humans into animals and and animals into humans. And that's just what Mr. Ada Borstein did. He transformed Mr. Travis Henry's self, which is Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers Band into Roscoe.

See related lens: http://www.squidoo.com/amyslife. You see, it's like this. The Kingdoms of Angels and Oxen Gods and Goddesses start out with the Oxen Gods awoke from slumber in outer space. As soon as they created an earthlike planet, they lived on it as an Oxen, a minotaur. The fabled minotaur of the Western ancient religions calls this to mind. And then, the Angels appear from Heaven after the Oxen Gods have multiplied to a certain extent. So, you see, this is the Oxen Gods' home, not only by the Angels alone.

Both Oxen Gods and Angels have the same type of magical powers. They can fly as humans, fly as invisible human beings, be a shadow boy, create and control the weather, make planets appear out of nowhere, nuclear fire power, atomic blast, laser energy, light, water, electricity, vegetation, make animals appear out of nowhere, have super human strength, have super human abilities like have picture perfect memory, hearing perfect memory, smell perfect memory and abilities and speed up to the speed of light, lightning, thunder, snow, wind, dust, soil, and so many more.

What can we do when they are around? Nothing. You just go on with your life as you normally would. But, for me, having an Oxen God as a pet is like heavenly to me. It is the most wonderful feeling in the whole entire World. I do sure hope they feel feel the same way.

Oxen Gods

The House of the Bull Gods

Exalted and mighty are the Bull Gods. They are magical warriors who feed on the flesh of humans and drink their blood like vampires do. Beware for they can turn into werewolves, their flesh eating and human preying form today. Before they became werewolves, they devoured the flesh of humans as Oxen Gods, Minotaurs in the ancient moons long ago.

Christian Bale

Also known as Mr. Travis Henry

The actor, Christian Bale, also known as Mr. Travis Henry, my brother's neighbor in Southeast 170th and Division, Portland, Oregon is an Oxen God. He evokes everything that is of true to nature and to the Powers of God, the Devil God, Bahala. It is said that the Devil God, Bahala resides in Hell - there he enslaves humans to chip rocks and pound rocks into smaller pieces and after about a few hours of work each time, gets taken in to the jail cell and put to sleep by God. After about a day or two of this, he kills the humans by true decapitation.

Mr. Travis Henry is a free man everywhere. I'm going to be with Mr. Travis Henry, also known as Christian Bale of the future.

Justin Bieber

Beauty and a Beat

Justin Bieber, also known as Mr. Travis Henry (one of his selves like Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman) was frantic when he found out in the beginning of time, back when the former Angels of the previous Kingdom still had their powers and all Oxen Gods still had their powers, that his people had become slaves of the an Angel named, Gabriel (aka Ada Borstein). So, he set out to get his people back from the whore monger that is Ada Borstein and followed the human Goddess wherever she went. From then on, she had been dying, each time, getting reincarnated into different Amys in the same body, a Travis Henry body.

So, he took the obligation of giving powers to the Goddesses by going inside their bodies as a shadow person because he had become a shadow boy, a shadow invisible person that can go through glass and wood. With this, the human Goddesses seemed to evoke a magical existence not known then by the Borstein people until now. I think they knew but had forgotten over the course of the years. I think. Anyway, I really am not sure about this. It is merely a speculation.

Marrying a Dog

Sure is exciting

When do you ever get the chance to marry a dog, especially a dog named Travis Henry. It sure is exciting. I can't wait. Mr. Ada Borstein, my guardian Angel said he'll let me win the Powerball Jackpot Lottery, 3 times with worth as much as $500 Million each time. This will be in about 2 years' time. I don't want to be late as I am late already as it is. I'm already 40 years old and by the time I get married to Travis, I'll be 50. And I want 2 children from him. I know it's not too late, but I cannot wait another year to win the lottery.

Amalia Mendoza Manaois

Also known as Amy

Mr. Ada Borstein will transform me into white, caucasian females during my lifetimes in my Agenda. I will be with different men as my husbands - guys that I've listed down already and had chosen to be wedded to. I wish to Mr. Ada Borstein to transform me into this look when Mr. Travis Henry and I get together in our Castle days. However, I still have to pay for all of the things that I took which doesn't make any sense because the Borstein boys all want to be with me. I have to become a service amy for the starship cruisers. I AM "RADU CARNARU". T-"RA"-VIS "DO" - C- "AMY REYES (my nickname)"- NA (now in tagalog or egyptian pyramids and death) - "R- AMY REYES" - "U - universal or all". Radu Carnaru is wearing a necklace of 2 wings of an eagle. She's an Angel, an honest to goodness Angel.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Born on the Bayou

This song tells you everything about what Travis Henry does during the fourth of July - him and his family and a bunch of friend gather in his front yard to fire up illegal fireworks. This will be my 5th year watching them in 2013. And then, Roscoe, my brother's dog was "born on the bayou". It talks about being in Allan's foster home as they are cooped inside the home all the time. They never get out of the house. "B" for be. "A" for egyptian pyramids or Amy. "Y" for coop or imprisonment temporarily. "O" for woman or sex. "U" for all or universal. Born on the Bayou.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Susie Q

This song is about me. I'm Susie Q. Susi in my native language means "key". And "Q" means Queen. Because Mr. Ada Borstein, the author of all of the songs on youtube.com said I'm the next Ada Borstein of the next Kingdom of Angels and Oxen Gods and Goddesses. This song talks about the service amys as well. That is why I'm in such a bind because they said I'm beautiful once I become a caucasian, white female. They said, I'm an Angel. And oh, by the way, Red is my favorite color.

Shaggy

Angel

This song is about me again. Angels have two sexes - male and female. Now, that's what you truly call "bisexual". Once I'm gone to go to the next Kingdom of Angels and Oxen Gods and Goddesses, all of the people on the planet where I'm on will become Angels too - Mr. Ada Borstein said. And all of us will fly to the Heavens to be with the Devil God, Bahala.

Well, that is all folks.

Credits:

Photo of vienna sausage taken from amazon.com.  

Videos from youtube.com

Photo of Christian Bale from Dreamstime.com

Photos of anubis, oxen gods, bull gods exalted, female bride dog, and radu carnaru all from google images

Photo of Roscoe and Daniel from Allan Adult Foster Home